Bart simpson voice mail

"Eat my shorts! You've reached the Simpsons' residence, but I'm not here right now. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you... maybe. Don't bother calling back, I'll just ignore it. Oh, and don't even think about leaving a message for Lisa, she's always got her nose buried in a book or something. And don't even get me started on Maggie, she's always sucking on that pacifier. Ugh! Anyway, leave a message, and I'll get back to you... if I feel like it. Eat my shorts!"