Border mail it's a long way there

A classic Australian phrase!

"Border Mail, it's a long way there" is a common expression in Australia, particularly in the southeastern states, that refers to the distance and time it takes to travel to the city of Albury-Wodonga, which is located on the border of New South Wales and Victoria.

The phrase is often used to describe the long journey to get to Albury-Wodonga, which is situated about 300 kilometers (186 miles) northwest of Melbourne and 400 kilometers (249 miles) southwest of Sydney. The trip can take around 4-5 hours by car, depending on traffic and road conditions.

The phrase has become a sort of cultural reference point in Australia, often used humorously or ironically to describe any long or arduous journey.