Bug me not fake mail

I'll send you a fake email that's just a bunch of nonsense. Don't worry, it's not real!

Subject: Urgent: Your Pet Rock Needs Attention

Dear [Your Name],

We regret to inform you that your pet rock, Mr. Rocky, has been experiencing a severe case of... um, rock-itis. It's a highly contagious and rare condition that requires immediate attention.

We've attached a special report from our team of expert rock-doctors, detailing the symptoms and treatment options. Please review the document carefully and follow the instructions to the letter.

Failure to comply may result in Mr. Rocky's untimely demise. We can't stress enough how crucial it is to take immediate action.

Best regards, The Rock-Doctors