Cat emailing

The eternal question: can cats email?

While cats can't actually send emails on their own, I can have some fun with this idea. Here's a fictional email exchange between a cat and a human:

From: Whiskers the Cat [email protected] To: Human [email protected] Subject: Food Request

Dear Human,

I hope this email finds you well. I'm writing to remind you that it's been 37.5 hours since my last meal. I'm starting to feel a little peckish. Could you please refill my food dish with some delicious kibble? I've been practicing my cute kitty eyes in the mirror, and I'm ready to use them on you.

Purr-s, Whiskers

From: Human [email protected] To: Whiskers the Cat [email protected] Subject: Re: Food Request

Dear Whiskers,

Ahah, I see you're using your famous "I'm starving" tactic again! Don't worry, I'll refill your food dish ASAP. But next time, can you please use a more creative subject line? "Food Request" is a bit... straightforward.

Love, Human

From: Whiskers the Cat [email protected] To: Human [email protected] Subject: Re: Food Request

Dear Human,

You're too funny! I'll try to come up with something more creative next time. Maybe "Feline Famine Alert" or "Purr-ompt Refill Required"?

Thanks for the food, by the way. You're the best human a cat could ask for!

Purrs and head butts, Whiskers