Checking email quotes

Here are some famous quotes about checking email:

  1. "Email is like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of junk you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump (paraphrased)
  2. "The only thing more exhausting than checking email is not checking email." - Unknown
  3. "Email is like a never-ending to-do list, but without the satisfaction of crossing anything off." - Unknown
  4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. And also, I'm checking my email." - Unknown
  5. "Email is like a digital version of a junk drawer - it's full of stuff you don't need, but you're not sure what you might need someday." - Unknown
  6. "The only thing more annoying than getting an email is not getting an email." - Unknown
  7. "Email is like a game of email-ception - you check your email, and then you get an email about an email, and then you get an email about an email about an email..." - Unknown
  8. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my email inbox." - Unknown
  9. "Email is like a never-ending stream of notifications - it's like trying to drink from a firehose." - Unknown
  10. "The only thing more stressful than checking email is not checking email and wondering if you're missing something important." - Unknown

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you cope with the joys and frustrations of checking email!