Cluster mailboxes commercial

The infamous Cluster Mailboxes commercial!

For those who may not be familiar, Cluster Mailboxes was a company that manufactured and installed cluster mailboxes, which are large, shared mailboxes used in apartment complexes, condominiums, and other multi-unit dwellings.

The commercial, which aired in the 1980s and 1990s, featured a catchy jingle and a memorable mascot named "Cluster" - a cheerful, anthropomorphic mailbox with a big smile and a friendly demeanor.

The commercial's script went something like this:

(Upbeat music starts playing) Announcer: "Are you tired of searching for your mail in a crowded lobby?" Cluster: "Hiya, folks! I'm Cluster, the friendly mailbox!" Announcer: "Introducing Cluster Mailboxes, the convenient and secure way to receive your mail!" Cluster: "With Cluster Mailboxes, your mail is safe and sound, and easy to find!" Announcer: "No more digging through a crowded mailbox or worrying about lost mail!" Cluster: "So why wait? Get your Cluster Mailbox today and start enjoying the convenience and security you deserve!" (Closing shot of Cluster winking and giving a thumbs-up)

The commercial was designed to appeal to apartment dwellers and property managers, highlighting the benefits of using Cluster Mailboxes, such as increased security, reduced mail theft, and improved mail delivery efficiency.

While the commercial may seem cheesy by today's standards, it's still remembered fondly by many who grew up watching it on TV.