Computerless email thread

A "computerless email thread" is a humorous concept! Here's a possible scenario:

Email 1:

From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear John,

I need to discuss the Johnson account with you on Friday. Can you please confirm your availability?

Best, Jane

Email 2:

From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear Jane,

I'm not sure what you're talking about. I don't have a computer. Can you please explain what a "meeting" is?

Best, John

Email 3:

From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear John,

A meeting is when people get together to discuss things. You know, like in person. Without computers.

Can you please come to my office on Friday at 2 PM?

Best, Jane

Email 4:

From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear Jane,

I think you're confusing me with someone else. I don't have an office or a phone. How do I get to your office?

Best, John

Email 5:

From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear John,

I'm starting to get frustrated. Fine. I'll come to you. Where are you?

Best, Jane

Email 6:

From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear Jane,

I'm at the local park. Look for the guy with the paper and pencil.

Best, John

Email 7:

From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday

Dear John,

I think I've reached the limits of my patience. I'll be at the park at 2 PM. Don't be late.

Best, Jane

And so the thread continues, with Jane trying to coordinate a meeting with John, who is completely computerless and seems to be living in a different era!