Computerless email thread
A "computerless email thread" is a humorous concept! Here's a possible scenario:
Email 1:
From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear John,
I need to discuss the Johnson account with you on Friday. Can you please confirm your availability?
Best, Jane
Email 2:
From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear Jane,
I'm not sure what you're talking about. I don't have a computer. Can you please explain what a "meeting" is?
Best, John
Email 3:
From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear John,
A meeting is when people get together to discuss things. You know, like in person. Without computers.
Can you please come to my office on Friday at 2 PM?
Best, Jane
Email 4:
From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear Jane,
I think you're confusing me with someone else. I don't have an office or a phone. How do I get to your office?
Best, John
Email 5:
From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear John,
I'm starting to get frustrated. Fine. I'll come to you. Where are you?
Best, Jane
Email 6:
From: John Smith To: Jane Doe Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear Jane,
I'm at the local park. Look for the guy with the paper and pencil.
Best, John
Email 7:
From: Jane Doe To: John Smith Subject: Re: Urgent: Meeting on Friday
Dear John,
I think I've reached the limits of my patience. I'll be at the park at 2 PM. Don't be late.
Best, Jane
And so the thread continues, with Jane trying to coordinate a meeting with John, who is completely computerless and seems to be living in a different era!