Convoy 3 voice mail message

A blast from the past! Here's a possible voice mail message in the style of the classic 1985 film "Convoy":

"Hello, this is C.W. Moss, aka Rubber Duck, at your service. I'm currently cruisin' the highways, haulin' a load of good ol' American ingenuity and a whole lotta attitude. Leave a message, and I'll get back to ya when I'm not too busy outrunnin' the man and defendin' the rights of truckers everywhere. Don't you worry, I'll be back, and I'll be haulin' a whole lotta justice with me. So, what's your message, partner?"