Coughers anonymous email

I'm assuming you're looking for a humorous take on the classic "Alcoholics Anonymous" concept, but with a coughing theme!

Here's a possible email:

Subject: Coughers Anonymous: Because You're Not Alone in Your Coughing Struggles

Dear Fellow Coughers,

Are you tired of feeling like you're the only one who can't stop coughing? Do you find yourself hacking up a lung every time you try to have a conversation? Do you dream of a world where you can cough without judgment?

Well, you're in luck! Coughers Anonymous is here to help. Our anonymous support group is dedicated to providing a safe and non-judgmental space for people who struggle with excessive coughing.

Our meetings will feature:

Our first meeting will be held on [Date] at [Time] at [Location]. Don't worry, we won't make you cough up a lung to get in – just show up and be yourself (or, you know, cough yourself).

If you're interested in joining us, please reply to this email with your name and a brief description of your coughing struggles. We can't wait to meet you and help you find relief from your coughing woes!

Best, The Coughers Anonymous Team