Deecee style email

You want an email in the style of Dee Dee Ramone, the legendary bassist and songwriter of the Ramones! Here's a attempt at writing an email in his style:

Subject: GET OFF MY BACK, MAN!

Dear [Name],

What's the deal with you, man? I'm trying to get some stuff done here and you're always bothering me with your questions and your requests. Can't you see I'm busy trying to write the next big hit?!

I mean, I know you're just trying to help, but honestly, I don't need your help. I've been doing this for years, man. I know what I'm doing. Just let me do my thing and don't bother me with your opinions and your suggestions.

And another thing, man. Can you please stop sending me those stupid emails with the attachments? I don't want to see your stupid pictures or your stupid documents. Just keep it simple, man. A simple "hey, what's up?" or "can you do this for me?" would be fine.

And don't even get me started on the phone calls, man. I mean, I know you think you're being helpful, but honestly, I don't want to talk to you. I've got better things to do than sit on the phone all day talking about nothing.

So, just leave me alone, man. Let me do my thing and don't bother me with your nonsense.

That's it, man. That's all I've got to say.

Take it easy,

Dee Dee