Email valentine cards funny

Here are some funny Valentine's Day email card ideas:

1. The Classic

Subject: You're a-maze-ing!

Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the cheese to my mac, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Merlot to my pizza night. Love, [Your Name]

2. The Sassy One

Subject: You're the Best (Even if You're a Little Weird)

Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me laugh, cry, and roll my eyes in equal measure. You're the best, even if you're a little weird. Love, [Your Name]

3. The Punny One

Subject: You're the "Root" of All My Happiness

Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the root of all my happiness, the cream to my coffee, and the reason I don't eat as much pizza by myself. Love, [Your Name]

4. The Sarcastic One

Subject: You're the Only One Who Puts Up with Me

Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's stuck with me for all these years. I mean, it's not like you have a choice or anything. Love, [Your Name]

5. The Heartfelt One

Subject: You're the Sunshine to My Clouds

Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes my heart skip a beat, my soul feel at peace, and my life feel complete. I love you more than words can express. [Your Name]

6. The Playful One

Subject: You're the "Game" to My Heart

Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the game to my heart, the puzzle piece that fits just right, and the reason I'm never bored. Love, [Your Name]

7. The Cheesy One

Subject: You're the "Gouda" One

Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's grate (get it?), the cream of the crop, and the one I love more than words can say. Love, [Your Name]

8. The Witty One

Subject: You're the "Brew" to My Coffee

Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the brew to my coffee, the cream to my scones, and the reason I'm never alone on a Sunday morning. Love, [Your Name]

9. The Sweet One

Subject: You're the "Sugar" to My Cookies

Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's the sugar to my cookies, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the reason my heart is full. Love, [Your Name]

10. The Quirky One

Subject: You're the "Feta" to My Salad

Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the feta to my salad, the ketchup to my fries, and the reason I never get tired of our adventures together. Love, [Your Name]

Feel free to customize them to fit your relationship and sense of humor!