Email valentine cards funny
Here are some funny Valentine's Day email card ideas:
1. The Classic
Subject: You're a-maze-ing!
Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the cheese to my mac, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Merlot to my pizza night. Love, [Your Name]
2. The Sassy One
Subject: You're the Best (Even if You're a Little Weird)
Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes me laugh, cry, and roll my eyes in equal measure. You're the best, even if you're a little weird. Love, [Your Name]
3. The Punny One
Subject: You're the "Root" of All My Happiness
Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the root of all my happiness, the cream to my coffee, and the reason I don't eat as much pizza by myself. Love, [Your Name]
4. The Sarcastic One
Subject: You're the Only One Who Puts Up with Me
Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's stuck with me for all these years. I mean, it's not like you have a choice or anything. Love, [Your Name]
5. The Heartfelt One
Subject: You're the Sunshine to My Clouds
Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes my heart skip a beat, my soul feel at peace, and my life feel complete. I love you more than words can express. [Your Name]
6. The Playful One
Subject: You're the "Game" to My Heart
Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the game to my heart, the puzzle piece that fits just right, and the reason I'm never bored. Love, [Your Name]
7. The Cheesy One
Subject: You're the "Gouda" One
Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's grate (get it?), the cream of the crop, and the one I love more than words can say. Love, [Your Name]
8. The Witty One
Subject: You're the "Brew" to My Coffee
Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the brew to my coffee, the cream to my scones, and the reason I'm never alone on a Sunday morning. Love, [Your Name]
9. The Sweet One
Subject: You're the "Sugar" to My Cookies
Body: Happy Valentine's Day to the person who's the sugar to my cookies, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the reason my heart is full. Love, [Your Name]
10. The Quirky One
Subject: You're the "Feta" to My Salad
Body: Happy Valentine's Day! You're the feta to my salad, the ketchup to my fries, and the reason I never get tired of our adventures together. Love, [Your Name]
Feel free to customize them to fit your relationship and sense of humor!