Funny sayings on mail boxes

The humble mailbox! Here are some funny sayings you could put on a mailbox to bring a smile to people's faces:

1. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here... for bills and junk mail"
2. "Mailbox of Doom: Where your hopes and dreams go to die"
3. " Warning: Mailbox may contain bills, junk mail, and occasional love letter"
4. "This mailbox is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by overdue bills"
5. "Mailbox of the Damned: Where your mail goes to rot"
6. "Abandon all sanity, ye who enter here... for the never-ending stream of catalogs"
7. "This mailbox is a black hole: Nothing in, nothing out (except bills)"
8. "Mailbox of the Apocalypse: Where your mail goes to meet its maker"
9. " Warning: Mailbox may contain spoilers for your favorite TV show"
10. "This mailbox is a portal to another dimension: Where your mail goes to get lost forever"
11. "Mailbox of the Incredibly Patient: Where your mail goes to wait... and wait... and wait"
12. "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here... for the never-ending cycle of bills and receipts"
13. "This mailbox is a time machine: Where your mail goes to get stuck in the past"
14. "Mailbox of the Mischievous: Where your mail goes to play hide-and-seek"
15. "Warning: Mailbox may contain unexpected surprises (like a check!)"

Remember to check with your local post office or homeowners association before putting up any humorous sayings on your mailbox. Some areas may have rules about what can be displayed on mailboxes.