Funny surveys to mail kids in boot camp

What a unique and humorous idea! Here are some funny survey questions you could include in a mail-in survey for kids in boot camp:

Section 1: Boot Camp Experiences

  1. On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love waking up at 5:00 AM every day?
  2. How many push-ups can you do in a row without wanting to cry?
  3. What's the most creative excuse you've come up with for not wanting to do a particular drill?

Section 2: Food for Thought

  1. If you could have any snack in the mess hall, what would it be and why?
  2. How many times have you eaten the same meal for lunch and dinner in one day?
  3. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten in the mess hall (e.g. "mystery meat")?

Section 3: Camaraderie

  1. Who's the most annoying person in your platoon and why?
  2. What's the best prank you've pulled on a fellow recruit?
  3. Who's your favorite drill sergeant and why do you love/hate them?

Section 4: Free Time

  1. What's your favorite thing to do during free time (e.g. play video games, read a book, take a nap)?
  2. How many times have you gotten in trouble for not following the rules during free time?
  3. What's the most creative thing you've ever done during free time (e.g. built a fort, had a water balloon fight)?

Section 5: Boot Camp Superlatives

  1. Who's the most likely to become a drill sergeant one day?
  2. Who's the best at doing push-ups?
  3. Who's the most likely to get lost on a hike?

Section 6: Final Thoughts

  1. What's the most important thing you've learned so far in boot camp?
  2. What's the one thing you're going to miss most about boot camp when it's over?
  3. If you could give one piece of advice to a new recruit, what would it be?

Remember to keep the surveys light-hearted and fun, and make sure to include a return envelope and a stamp so the kids can easily send their responses back to you!