Henchman 24 voicemail

A henchman's voicemail! Here's a possible script:

[Ringing]

Henchman: [in a deep, ominous voice] Ah, greetings. You've reached the voicemail of Henchman 24. I'm not available to take your call at the moment, as I'm currently busy... [pauses]...taking care of some, shall we say, "business" for my employer.

[Pause]

But don't worry, I'll get back to you... eventually. After all, I'm a busy henchman with a lot of... [pauses again]...important tasks to attend to.

[Pause]

If you're calling to discuss a potential job opportunity, please leave a message with your details and a brief description of the task at hand. I'll review it and get back to you if it's something I'm interested in.

[Pause]

And if you're just calling to chat, well... [sighs]...I'm afraid I don't have time for small talk. I have more... pressing matters to attend to.

[Pause]

So, leave your message and I'll get back to you when I can. And remember, don't bother trying to track me down. I have... [pauses once more]...ways of making sure that doesn't happen.

[Beep]

Leave your message after the beep.