Jokes priceless email forwards
The classic "priceless" email forwards! Here are some jokes and humorous forwards that are sure to bring a smile to your face:
1. The Priceless Joke
A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?"
The librarian replied, "It rings a bell, but I'm not sure if it's here or not."
2. The Meme-ory Lane
Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had a lot of bytes to unpack!
3. The Punderful Pun
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. The Joke's on Me
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!
5. The Animal Antics
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
6. The Food for Thought
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!
7. The Science-y Sense
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!
8. The Wordplay Wizardry
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
9. The Animal Kingdom
Why did the elephant quit the circus?
Because it was tired of working for peanuts!
10. The Punny Puns
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling well!
These jokes and forwards are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day!