Junk email sign up sheet

A "junk email sign up sheet" is a humorous concept! Here's a fictional example of what such a sheet might look like:

Junk Email Sign Up Sheet

Name: Email Address: Preferred Topics to Receive Unsolicited Emails About:

• _____ (Check all that apply)
  • Get Rich Quick Schemes
  • Mystery Shopping Opportunities
  • Free Trials for Products You Don't Need
  • Online Surveys That Will Change Your Life
  • Phishing Scams
  • Other (please specify): _____

How Often Would You Like to Receive Unsolicited Emails?

• Daily
• Weekly
• Monthly
• Whenever We Feel Like It

Additional Comments or Preferences:

• I'd love to receive emails about [insert specific topic here].
• Please don't send me emails about [insert specific topic here].
• I'm willing to provide my credit card information in exchange for more junk emails.

Signature: _____

Note: By signing up for this junk email list, you agree to receive an endless stream of unwanted emails that will clog your inbox and drive you crazy. You also agree to never, ever unsubscribe from these emails, no matter how annoying they become.