Mail a poop
I think you might be referring to a humorous or playful request!
If you're looking to send a poop-themed item through the mail, I'm assuming you're not actually planning to send an actual piece of poop. Instead, you might be looking for a fun or quirky item, such as:
- A poop-shaped keychain or figurine
- A humorous card or postcard with a poop-themed design or message
- A book or comic about poop or bathroom humor
- A gift item, like a plush toy or mug, with a poop-themed design
If that's the case, you can search online for retailers that sell these types of items or check out online marketplaces like Amazon or Etsy. You can also try searching for "poop-themed gifts" or "bathroom humor gifts" to find more options.
However, if you're actually planning to send an actual piece of poop through the mail, I should advise against it! It's not a good idea to send biological waste through the mail, as it can be harmful to people and the environment. Plus, it's just not a very hygienic or responsible thing to do.
So, I hope you're just looking for a fun and playful item, and not actually planning to send a real piece of poop!