Mailman's creed

The Mailman's Creed! While there isn't an official, widely-recognized creed for mail carriers, I can provide you with a humorous and fictional one, inspired by the values and spirit of mailmen and women everywhere:

The Mailman's Creed

I, a mail carrier, do solemnly swear:

To deliver the mail, rain or shine, with a smile and a friendly hello. To navigate the ups and downs of the postal route, with a sturdy stride and a keen eye. To respect the privacy of each and every household, and keep the secrets of the mail sacred. To be a beacon of hope and connection, bringing joy and important documents to those who need them most. To persevere through the challenges of the job, from inclement weather to grumpy dogs and pesky squirrels. To be a guardian of the mail, protecting it from harm and ensuring its safe passage to its intended recipient. To be a symbol of community and connection, bridging the gaps between people and places. To always keep a positive attitude, even on the toughest of days, and to spread a little joy and cheer wherever I go.

So help me, the postal gods, to uphold this creed and to be the best mail carrier I can be!