Mailman dog jokes funny

Here are some mailman dog jokes that are sure to bring a smile:

  1. Why did the mailman bring a dog to work? Because he wanted to have a paws-itive impact on his route!
  2. Why did the dog chase the mailman? Because it was a paws-itively thrilling game of tag!
  3. What did the mailman say to the dog that was barking at him? "You're just trying to get a paws-itive reaction out of me, aren't you?"
  4. Why did the mailman bring a dog to the post office? Because it was a doggone good idea!
  5. What do you call a mailman who's also a dog lover? A paws-itive postal worker!
  6. Why did the dog go to the mailman's house? Because it heard he was a real treat!
  7. What did the mailman say when the dog started barking at him? "Oh, you're just trying to get a rise out of me, aren't you?"
  8. Why did the mailman bring a dog to the park? Because it was a doggone good time!
  9. What do you call a mailman who's also a dog trainer? A paws-itive postal professional!
  10. Why did the dog chase the mailman's truck? Because it was a paws-itively thrilling game of "chase the mail"!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!