Mailman father jokes

Here are some "mailman" themed father jokes:

1. Why did the mailman go to the doctor? He was feeling a little "delivered"!
2. Why did the mailman get kicked out of the bar? He was making too many "package" deals!
3. What did the mailman say to the dog? "You're paws-itively adorable!"
4. Why did the mailman become a baker? He kneaded the dough!
5. Why did the mailman go to the gym? To get some "stamp"-ed approval!
6. What did the mailman say when his kid asked for a raise? "Sorry, kiddo, you're just not worth the postage!"
7. Why did the mailman get lost? He took a wrong turn at Albuquerque... and then another... and another...
8. Why did the mailman become a musician? He was always "delivering" the beat!
9. What did the mailman say to the cat? "You're purr-fectly adorable... but don't try to lick the stamps!"
10. Why did the mailman go to the beauty parlor? He wanted a "stamp"-ed of approval haircut!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!