Mailman jokes route 1
Here are some mailman jokes to get you started:
- Why did the mailman quit his job? Because he was fed up with all the "address" issues!
- Why did the mailman go to the doctor? He had a "package" of problems!
- What did the mailman say to the dog that chased him? "You're always barking up the wrong tree!"
- Why did the mailman get lost on his route? Because he took a wrong turn and ended up in a "dead letter" zone!
- What did the mailman say when he delivered a package to the wrong address? "Sorry, it's just a 'mis-delivery'!"
- Why did the mailman become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough!
- What did the mailman say when he saw a cat sitting on a mailbox? "That's a purr-fectly ridiculous thing to do!"
- Why did the mailman get kicked out of the bar? He was making too many "deliveries" to the beer tap!
- What did the mailman say when he delivered a package to a cat? "Meow, I hope you like it!"
- Why did the mailman go to the gym? To get some "stamp"-ed approval!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!