Mailman jokes route 1

Here are some mailman jokes to get you started:

  1. Why did the mailman quit his job? Because he was fed up with all the "address" issues!
  2. Why did the mailman go to the doctor? He had a "package" of problems!
  3. What did the mailman say to the dog that chased him? "You're always barking up the wrong tree!"
  4. Why did the mailman get lost on his route? Because he took a wrong turn and ended up in a "dead letter" zone!
  5. What did the mailman say when he delivered a package to the wrong address? "Sorry, it's just a 'mis-delivery'!"
  6. Why did the mailman become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough!
  7. What did the mailman say when he saw a cat sitting on a mailbox? "That's a purr-fectly ridiculous thing to do!"
  8. Why did the mailman get kicked out of the bar? He was making too many "deliveries" to the beer tap!
  9. What did the mailman say when he delivered a package to a cat? "Meow, I hope you like it!"
  10. Why did the mailman go to the gym? To get some "stamp"-ed approval!

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!