Noddy shop voicemail

A classic!

"Hello, you've reached the Noddy Shop. I'm afraid I'm not here right now, as I'm out and about in Toyland, helping Mr. Plod with his latest adventure.

Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Don't forget to mention your name and the reason for your call, just like you would when you're talking to your best friend, Big Ears!

And remember, always be kind to others, just like Noddy is. He's always lending a helping hand, and I'm sure you are too!

Thank you for calling the Noddy Shop. I look forward to speaking with you soon!"