Really funny email forwards

The classic email forward! Here are some really funny ones:

1. The Ode to the Couch

Subject: A Poem for the Ages

Dear friends,

I've written a poem to express my deepest feelings about the couch. It's a masterpiece, if I do say so myself.

"The couch, oh couch, so soft and so fine A place to rest my weary behind I'll sit and I'll sit, and maybe I'll sleep For the couch is my happy place, where I'll creep

It's where I'll watch TV, and eat my snacks And forget about my responsibilities, and my back It's where I'll dream of adventures, and far-off lands But mostly, it's where I'll just sit, and take a stand

For the couch is my sanctuary, my haven, my friend Where I can be myself, until the very end So if you need me, you know where to find On the couch, where I'll be, in a snuggly bind"

Best, [Your Name]

2. The Meme-orial

Subject: In Memory of [Name]

Dear friends,

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the passing of [Name]. He was a good man, and a great meme-maker.

[Image of a cat with a sad face]

In his honor, I've compiled a collection of his greatest hits:

[Image of a meme with a funny caption]

Rest in peace, [Name]. Your memes will live on in our hearts.

Best, [Your Name]

3. The Overly-Honest Job Description

Subject: Job Opening: [Job Title]

Dear job seekers,

We're looking for someone to do [job duties] for [amount of time]. If you're interested, please send your resume and a brief explanation of why you're qualified for the position.

But let's be real, we're not really looking for someone who's qualified. We're looking for someone who's desperate, and will do the job for minimum wage. So if you're that person, please apply!

Best, [Your Name]

4. The Ridiculous Recipe

Subject: The Most Epic Recipe Ever

Dear friends,

I've created the most epic recipe ever! It's a game-changer, a life-changer, a recipe-changer.

Here's what you'll need:

And here's what you'll do:

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Mix all the ingredients together in a bowl.
  3. Pour the mixture into a cake pan.
  4. Bake for 30 minutes.
  5. Let it cool.
  6. Serve to your friends and family.

Trust me, it's a winner.

Best, [Your Name]

5. The Fake News Report

Subject: Breaking News: [Outrageous Headline]

Dear friends,

I've got some shocking news to share with you. [Outrageous headline]! It's true, I've seen it with my own eyes.

Apparently, [crazy thing] has happened, and it's all because of [ridiculous reason]. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but I swear it's true.

So, what are you going to do about it? Are you going to join the resistance? Are you going to start a petition? Are you going to... wait, no, just ignore it and move on with your life.

Best, [Your Name]

I hope these email forwards bring a smile to your face!