Revenge by mail

The sweet satisfaction of getting revenge by mail! While it's not always the most conventional or effective way to exact revenge, it can certainly be a creative and satisfying way to respond to a perceived wrong. Here are some examples of revenge by mail:

  1. The classic prank: Send a fake invoice or bill to the person who wronged you, complete with ridiculous charges and a stern warning to pay up.
  2. The revenge letter: Write a scathing, humorous, or sarcastic letter to the person who wronged you, detailing all the ways they've wronged you and why you're seeking revenge.
  3. The surprise package: Send a mysterious package to the person who wronged you, containing something unexpected and potentially embarrassing, like a whoopee cushion or a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
  4. The revenge poem: Write a poem or song lyrics that skewer the person who wronged you, and send it to them via email or snail mail.
  5. The fake news report: Create a fake news article or press release announcing the person's "demise" or " downfall," and send it to their friends, family, or colleagues.
  6. The revenge meme: Create a meme that pokes fun at the person who wronged you, and share it with the world (or at least with their social media followers).
  7. The surprise gift: Send a gift to the person who wronged you, but make it a "gift" that's actually a prank or a joke, like a whoopee cushion or a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
  8. The revenge video: Create a video that "exposes" the person who wronged you, and send it to them via email or social media.
  9. The fake award: Create a fake award or certificate that "honors" the person who wronged you for their "achievements" in the field of wronging people, and send it to them via snail mail.
  10. The revenge joke: Send a joke or a funny story to the person who wronged you, but make it a joke that's actually about them and their wrongdoings.

Remember, revenge by mail (or any other means) is not always the most effective or healthy way to deal with conflict or wrongdoing. It's often better to address the issue directly and try to resolve it in a constructive way.