Russell howard's good news daily mail cancer song lyrics

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Russell Howard's Good News is a popular British comedy show, and I believe you're referring to a song he did about the Daily Mail and cancer. Here are the lyrics:

(Verse 1) I was reading the Daily Mail the other day And I saw an article that made me want to say "Ah, the Daily Mail, always so bright Reporting on cancer, with all their might"

(Chorus) Cancer, cancer, it's a terrible thing But the Daily Mail's got a cure, it's a magic ring Just rub it on your tum, and it'll make it go away And the Daily Mail will say, "We told you so, in a major way"

(Verse 2) They said, "Cancer's caused by... (pauses)...bad luck" And I thought, "That's not a cure, that's just a bunch of muck" But the Daily Mail, they're always on the case Finding new ways to make us all feel like we're in a daze

(Chorus) Cancer, cancer, it's a terrible thing But the Daily Mail's got a cure, it's a magic ring Just rub it on your tum, and it'll make it go away And the Daily Mail will say, "We told you so, in a major way"

(Bridge) I'm not saying the Daily Mail's got it wrong But when it comes to cancer, they're just singing a song Of misinformation, and half-truths, and lies And I'm just sitting here, with my eyes wide open, wondering why

(Chorus) Cancer, cancer, it's a terrible thing But the Daily Mail's got a cure, it's a magic ring Just rub it on your tum, and it'll make it go away And the Daily Mail will say, "We told you so, in a major way"

I hope that's accurate! Russell Howard's Good News is known for its witty humor and satire, and this song is a great example of that.