Sideshow mel voicemail
A classic Simpsons reference!
Here's a possible Sideshow Mel voicemail message:
"Hello, this is Sideshow Mel. I'm not here right now, because I'm too busy being a genius. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I'm done solving world hunger or curing a rare disease. Or, you know, just taking a nap. Yeah, that's probably it. A nap. Don't bother calling back, I'll just be too busy being awesome to answer. Later, dweeb!"