Text from royal mail

A text from Royal Mail! What could it be?

Here are a few possibilities:

• "Your parcel has been delivered" - Yay!
• "Your parcel is out for delivery today" - Almost there!
• "Your parcel is delayed due to [insert reason here]" - Bummer!
• "We're experiencing high volumes of mail and your parcel may be delayed" - Sorry about that!
• "We need more information to deliver your parcel. Please contact us" - Hmm, what's going on?
• "Your parcel has been returned to sender" - Oh no!

What's the actual text from Royal Mail?