Uranus jokes yahoo mail

A blast from the past! Here are some Uranus jokes that might bring back memories of your Yahoo Mail days:

1. Why did Uranus go to the party? Because it was a gas!
2. Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend from Uranus? Because he needed space!
3. What did the Uranus say to the Earth? "You're always pulling on me, but I'm not falling for it!"
4. Why did Uranus go to therapy? It was feeling a little tilted!
5. What do you call a Uranus that's having a bad day? A planet with a lot of attitude!

I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face!