Voicemail greetings funny

Here are some funny voicemail greetings:

  1. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy being awesome. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done being awesome."
  2. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out saving the world. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done saving the world."
  3. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy eating pizza. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done eating pizza."
  4. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out having fun. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done having fun."
  5. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy being lazy. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done being lazy."
  6. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out playing video games. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done playing video games."
  7. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy watching TV. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done watching TV."
  8. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out at the movies. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done at the movies."
  9. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy reading a book. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done reading a book."
  10. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out at the beach. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done at the beach."
  11. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy playing with my cat. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done playing with my cat."
  12. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out at the park. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done at the park."
  13. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy playing with my dog. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done playing with my dog."
  14. "Hi, I'm not here right now because I'm out at the gym. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done at the gym."
  15. "Hello, I'm not available right now because I'm busy taking a nap. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done taking a nap."

Remember to keep your voicemail greeting professional and respectful, even if you're trying to be funny.