Voicemail messages funny

The art of leaving a humorous voicemail message! Here are some examples of funny voicemail messages:

  1. "Hello, I'm not available to take your call right now. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you... eventually. Maybe. If I remember."
  2. "Hi, I'm not home right now because I'm out living my best life. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done being awesome."
  3. "Hello, I'm not available to take your call because I'm busy being a responsible adult. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done paying my bills."
  4. "Hi, I'm not home right now because I'm out saving the world. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done saving the world... or at least finishing my Netflix show."
  5. "Hello, I'm not available to take your call because I'm busy being a couch potato. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done binge-watching my favorite show."
  6. "Hi, I'm not home right now because I'm out exploring the world. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done taking selfies with pandas."
  7. "Hello, I'm not available to take your call because I'm busy being a professional snail trainer. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done training my snails to do tricks."
  8. "Hi, I'm not home right now because I'm out on a top-secret mission. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done saving the world from certain doom."
  9. "Hello, I'm not available to take your call because I'm busy being a professional hammock tester. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done testing the limits of my hammock."
  10. "Hi, I'm not home right now because I'm out on a wild goose chase. But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you when I'm done chasing after that pesky goose."

Remember, the key to a funny voicemail message is to be creative and playful!