Bag of dicks in the mail
It sounds like you've received a rather unexpected and potentially awkward package in the mail! A "bag of dicks" is a rather... creative and humorous way to refer to a collection of novelty items, often used as a gag gift or a prank.
If you're feeling unsure about what to do with the package, you could consider the following options:
- Laugh it off: If you have a good sense of humor, you could simply chuckle and move on. After all, it's just a silly prank!
- Return it: If you're not interested in keeping the package, you could try returning it to the sender or contacting the company that sent it to ask for a refund or exchange.
- Donate it: If you're not sure what to do with the package, you could consider donating it to a local charity or thrift store. Someone might appreciate the humor and novelty of the items!
- Keep it as a memento: If you're feeling adventurous, you could keep the package as a quirky memento or conversation starter.
Remember to stay calm and have a sense of humor about the situation. It's just a silly prank, and it's not worth getting worked up over!
Would you like to talk more about what happened or how you're feeling about the situation? I'm here to listen and offer support!