Jerry seinfeld fan mail
The iconic Jerry Seinfeld fan mail! Here are some hilarious and relatable examples:
The "Nothing" Complaint
Dear Jerry,
I'm writing to complain about your show. You always talk about nothing, and it's really annoying. I mean, who cares about parking tickets or waiting in line? Can't you talk about something important for once?
Sincerely, A Frustrated Viewer
The "No Hugging" Rule
Dear Jerry,
I love your show, but I have to say, I'm a little disappointed. You never hug anyone! I mean, come on, it's a show about nothing, but can't you just show some affection every once in a while? It's not like you're going to ruin the show or anything.
Sincerely, A Hug-Loving Fan
The "Newman" Hate
Dear Jerry,
I hate Newman! He's the worst character on your show. I mean, who is this guy and why does he always have to be so annoying? Can't you just get rid of him already?
Sincerely, A Newman-Hating Fan
The "Coffee Shop" Obsession
Dear Jerry,
I'm obsessed with Monk's Café! I wish I could go there every day and sit at the counter with you and George. Do you really drink that much coffee, though? I mean, you're always talking about it, but I'm not sure I could handle that much caffeine.
Sincerely, A Coffee-Loving Fan
The "Puffy Shirt" Question
Dear Jerry,
I have a question about the puffy shirt episode. Did you really wear that shirt on purpose, or was it just a prop? I mean, it's one of the funniest episodes ever, but I'm still trying to figure out what was going on with that shirt.
Sincerely, A Curious Fan
The "Seinfeld" Superfan
Dear Jerry,
I'm writing to tell you that I'm a huge fan of your show. I've seen every episode at least 10 times, and I can quote almost every line. I even have a "Seinfeld" tattoo! I know it's a little weird, but I just love the show that much.
Sincerely, A Superfan