Remailers anonymous

A clever play on words!

Remailers Anonymous is not a real organization, but I can have some fun with it. Here's a possible scenario:

Mission Statement: Remailers Anonymous is a support group for individuals who have lost control of their email inboxes and are struggling to keep up with the never-ending stream of messages.

Meetings: Meetings are held weekly, where members share their struggles with email overwhelm, and discuss strategies for managing their inboxes. Topics may include:

12 Steps: Members of Remailers Anonymous follow a 12-step program to help them overcome their email addiction:

  1. We admitted we were powerless over our email inboxes.
  2. We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
  3. We made a decision to turn our inboxes over to the care of a trusted email client.
  4. We made a searching and fearless inventory of our email habits.
  5. We admitted to ourselves and another human being the exact nature of our email addiction.
  6. We were entirely ready to remove all email-related clutter from our lives.
  7. We humbly asked the email gods to remove our shortcomings.
  8. We made a list of all the emails we needed to respond to and checked it twice.
  9. We let go of all attachments and unnecessary emails.
  10. We continued to take email inventory and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.
  11. We sought through email management techniques to improve our conscious contact with our inboxes.
  12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other email addicts.

Slogans: "One email at a time," "Email management is a journey, not a destination," "You are not alone in your email struggles."

Of course, this is all just fictional and humorous. But for those who struggle with email overwhelm, it's a reminder that there are resources available to help manage your inbox and reduce stress.