Reply all email funny

Here's a sample reply-all email with a humorous tone:

Subject: Urgent: The Coffee Machine is Broken

Dear Colleagues,

I hope this email finds you all well-caffeinated and ready to tackle the day. Unfortunately, I have some devastating news to share: the coffee machine in the break room has broken down.

I know, I know - it's a tragedy. How are we supposed to function without our daily dose of caffeine? I mean, seriously, have you seen the state of the office without coffee? It's like a zombie apocalypse in here.

So, I'm calling an emergency meeting to discuss the crisis at hand. We need to come together as a team to figure out how to fix this machine or, better yet, replace it with a new one that doesn't require a PhD in engineering to operate.

In the meantime, I recommend that you all stock up on coffee from the convenience store down the street or, you know, just drink tea or something. I hear it's good for you or whatever.

Date: Today Time: Now Location: The Break Room (where the coffee machine used to be)

Please RSVP to this email with a simple "I'm coming" or "I'm not coming" so we can get an accurate headcount for the meeting.

Thanks for your understanding and cooperation during this difficult time.

Best, [Your Name]

P.S. If anyone has any spare change, I'm willing to bribe the IT department to fix the machine.