Short mailman jokes

Here are some short mailman jokes:

1. Why did the mailman quit his job? Because he was fed up with all the "address" issues!
2. Why did the mailman get lost? Because he was always taking the "long route"!
3. What did the mailman say to the dog? "Arf, arf, I'm just here to deliver the mail... not to play fetch!"
4. Why did the mailman go to the doctor? He had a "package" of health problems!
5. Why did the mailman get kicked out of the bar? He was making too many "deliveries" to the beer tap!
6. What did the mailman say when he got stuck in the snow? "I'm just going to have to 'deliver' myself out of this one!"
7. Why did the mailman become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough... and the mail!
8. Why did the mailman get in trouble with his boss? He kept "mailing" it in!

I hope these short mailman jokes bring a smile to your face!