Troadrunner email thread
A classic!
Here's a sample email thread between Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner:
Email 1: Wile E. Coyote
Subject: Lunch Plans
Dear Road Runner,
I've been thinking about our last encounter, and I've come to the conclusion that I need to improve my hunting skills. I've been studying the art of chasing you, and I'm convinced that I can finally catch you.
I'd like to propose a meeting to discuss the details of our next encounter. I've prepared a few new traps and gadgets that I think will ensure my success.
When are you free?
Best, Wile E. Coyote
Email 2: Road Runner
Subject: Re: Lunch Plans
Dear Wile E. Coyote,
Ha! You think you can catch me? I've been watching you from afar, and I must say, your methods are quite... entertaining. However, I'm afraid I'll have to decline your invitation.
I've got a prior commitment to a certain cactus, and I won't be able to make it. But don't worry, I'm sure we'll cross paths again soon.
Best, Road Runner
Email 3: Wile E. Coyote
Subject: Re: Lunch Plans
Dear Road Runner,
You're just playing hard to get, aren't you? I'll have you know that I've been working on some new, top-secret gadgets that will ensure my success. You can't outsmart me forever!
I'll just have to try again another time. And next time, I won't be so easy to outmaneuver.
Best, Wile E. Coyote
Email 4: Road Runner
Subject: Re: Lunch Plans
Dear Wile E. Coyote,
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots! You think you've got some new tricks up your sleeve? Bring it on, I say! I've been practicing my evasive maneuvers, and I'm ready for whatever you've got.
Just remember, I'm always one step ahead.
Best, Road Runner